While in Orlando last week, I got seriously sunburned. I am one of those lucky bitches who fills out her tanning salon cards with all the rarely burns, always tans answers, but this time, I really outdid myself.
Anyway, I thought for a day or two that I had escaped the peeling stage of the sunburn, but it seems that I was wrong.
However, I like peeling skin. My husband thinks this is incredibly disgusting, and perhaps you think so as well, but answer me this, and do it honestly:
Did you or did you not, at any point in your childhood, spread glue across your hand, let it dry, and then peel it off, trying to get it to peel in the biggest strips possible? And did you or did you not get an unusual amount of satisfaction from seeing the pieces peel off cleanly? Tell the truth now.
I knew you did.