All Or Nothing

Episode No. 1

This is Bob Dole. He hails from Balcony Porch Planter, USA, and enjoys green plant food, drinking water, and singing showtunes. He resides with a live-in girlfriend, who you can see pictured just to the left of Bob, and they say they are more than happy to be living in sin! Congratulations, Bob, you are quite a plant!

I Nearly Quit Blogging Until This

Welcome to the beginning of a totally new and fresh-faced approach to blogging here at Elise.blogs.com!

For the next several days, I will be posting pictures of items here in my very own house. Yes, that's right, I will be gathering things I already own, taking pictures of them, and then showcasing them to you, the viewer! It's going to be fast-paced and exciting, so be sure not to miss a second of the program!

Most of these pictures will cause laughter and smiles all around, but be prepared for images of beauty and uniqueness that might even envoke tears. Don't forget your Kleenex!

We will be back later this afternoon* with the first installment! Get ready! It's going to be one awesome and inspiring trip for us all!

*I have to find my camera first

I Need Jeans. Like, FOR REAL.

Do any of you know any wholesalers? As some of you know, I am in the process of opening a store...I am looking for wholesalers and have a few, but I need more. I've got some good resources, but this is SUCH A HUGE PROCESS, and I feel like I have barely scraped the surface of who and what I need to know.

So you people who always prove yourselves to be so much smarter and cooler than me, please let me know! I will love you forever and always and without ceasing. And that's the truth. Just as true as that banana milkshake is good. And it was, wasn't it?

Remember Me?

I've been gone. Some of the time in California, some of the time around here, but gone nonetheless. Sorry for the massive delay. However, being gone has been good for me. In many ways. Lots of things are going on, lots of things are changing. So, it's been a much needed hiatus from the norm.

I hope you're doing well. Read I Am Charlotte Simmons by Tom Wolfe. It's a great book. Or, if you're not the reading type, make a banana milkshake with frozen bananas, vanilla flavored soy milk, and a couple of tablespoons of vanilla. Throw it all in a blender and enjoy. You won't be disappointed, I will make a personal guarantee.

I'll be back.