Anytime I'm in the bathroom at work and someone else comes in after me, I feel this intense need to make sure they know that all I was doing was PEEING. Nothing else. If I come in after them, it's no problem, because they can hear the whole process for themselves, but I'm in there first, it's up to me to HURRY GET OUT OF THERE QUICK so that they know I wasn't doing anything that would take up more time than an innocent little pee.
And, for good measure, when someone else is already in there before me, I make sure and think the very worst of what they might be doing.
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