All Or Nothing

This Summer

So.....who's going to be in Lubbock this summer? Specifially, who is going to be there this June? I mean, besides me.

I AM GETTING MARRIED, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT!

A couple of words, and then a quick question:

I'm getting married :)

I quit my awful, hellish job

Yea, yea, yea on both accounts.

And now, for today's connundrum:

Someone please tell me who, in this entire world, eats enough Peeps to warrant the massive and numerous display cases I see EVERYWHERE this spring season. Who likes them? Who feels enticed by their neon, processed sugar, yellow, blue, and pink misshapen duck/bunny bodies? Who grows hungry at the sight of their beady little Peep eyes? They're so creepy, staring at you from their 120-shelf display, overflowing onto the grocery store floor, and costing about 57 cents a package. I tell you, friends, I am baffled.