A Comprehensive Listing of What Might Happen in a Bad Day:
1. One might have an extremely realistic dream in which a close and personal friend absoultely goes off the deep end and says/does every terrible thing imaginable
2. One might wake up from the dream, feeling as if it all actually happened and also feeling suspiciously as if they have been run over by a truck during the night
3. One might go out into their living room, only to be asked if they have seen their somewhat weird but beloved cat lately
4. One might then realize that not only have they not seen the cat, but also that he is definitively missing
5. One might not handle the discovery of their missing cat well and go around the entire apartment complex in their pajamas, calling for their cat and receiving various sympathetic/disturbed looks from random neighbors, and still never find even so much as a hint of their cat
6. One might take a break from the cat search and get on the computer, hoping to receive and read an email from a professor saying: "Yes, of course you can take your final early so that you can go to Waco and watch your brother in the state baseball tournament" only to find that their email is "unreadable at this time, please try back later" even though EVERYONE else's email is readable on the same sever
7. One might try and prop the door open in such a way as to allow their cat to get in while they are at work even though it means that people could come in and steal anything their little theiving hearts desired
8. One might then go to work, and subsequently allow their face (yes, meaning face and head) to become the target for baby vomit
9. One might then come home from work, hoping and praying to find their cat, but instead finding that not only is the cat still MIA, but also the door is now broken in such a way that what little chance the cat ever had of getting in is virtually gone
10. One might then go to the computer, desperately hoping to be able to check email and read the coveted statemtent (see #5) from their professor, only to find that the entire DSL line to the computer is disconnected, and upon switching to dial up, find that the professor has written back, but his message reads more like: "I cannot change the time of finals, you will have to take it with everybody else", thus crushing all hopes of seeing the state baseball game or the brother's performance in such game
Man, that day would suck, huh? Good thing it's all hypothetical.....and my cat is still gone. If you see him, please reprimand him and then bring him back home.
Comments