1. To apologize in advance. Much like business traveling seems fun when you're not the one doing it, getting spammed in your comments section always seemed like it would be cool. Like if I was getting spam, well, then I'd obviously made it in the blog world! However, this is not true, on any level. So I had to turn the little comment validation text box thing on. I hate that thing. I hate it on all of your pages, you with the popular blogs who need it to keep the robots from spamming you endlessly. I get the use, but I hate having to squint at the screen and go "is that a v? No, I think it's an r....hmmm." So anyway, I'm sorry about it. Blame the freaking Viagra robots.
2. To say that my next post will be post number 300. Yay! How exciting. It better not suck, right? I better think of something really great, to do the number justice, to do my readers justice, to thank everyone for reading along with me all the way to the great number of 300.
Great. Now it's totally gonna suck.