Ahhh. I can finally breathe again. My hair is back to a semi-normal color. And it only took three days, two boxes of hair dye, one failed trip to the hair salon, one angry phone call to said hair salon, one successful trip to same hair salon, 2.5 hours at hair salon, 5 different professional hair processes, and a grand total of right around $200. Yeah, I said it. $200.00. Let the shock sink in.
"She spent $200 on her HAIR. Like, OMG,"
"Yeah, who does she think she IS, anyway? Britney f-ing SPEARS?"
Well, I can assure you that not only do I not harbor any notions of being Britney, I also believe she might dish out just a tad bit more for her hair. Especially since the last thing netscape.com popped up for my reading pleasure was about Britney's poor little puppy, who was apparently so distraught in his new puppiness that his mommy felt he needed a whole new doggy room, doggy bed, and doggy room accessories from Shabby Chic to cheer him up. I mean, my very own Dr. Vegetable only has her one Juicy Couture Rabbit Fur Capelet that she uses for a bed, and a Minata collar. Come on.
In other news, I have added some new links. You should all check them out, and soon. I'll probably be back later for more, but for now, it's time for a long stint in the copy room with a tub of old bank statements. And who says law isn't exciting??